$name : Random job
$author : Orteil
$description : Generates a random realistic job.
$amount : 6

//sources : http://kids.usa.gov/teens-home/jobs/a-z-list/index.shtml , http://uk.ign.com/wikis/pixel-people/Profession_Formulas

$job
//services & misc
accountant
actuary
announcer
pilot
bookkeeping clerk
budget analyst
car mechanic
urban planner
civil engineer
cost estimator
diplomat
electrical engineer
electrician
engineer
technician
financial analyst
human resources assistant
judge
landscaper
lawyer
loan officer
real estate agent
reporter
secretary
social worker
salesman
mechanic
politician
gardener
plumber
hotel manager
assistant
assistant regional manager
janitor
waiter {female:waitress}
food critic
cameraman
florist
mailman {female:mailwoman}
mall clown
weather reporter
receptionist
tailor
dating advisor
insurance agent
caddie
pizza deliveryman {female:pizza deliverywoman}
news anchor
entrepreneur
travel agent
tour guide
hair stylist
cashier
banker
//industry & resources
farmer
shepherd
metallurgist
carpenter
miner
fisherman {female:fisherwoman}
//sports, security & law enforcement
secret agent
secret spy
investigator
firefighter
police officer
park ranger
security guard
bouncer
bodyguard
soldier
athlete
gymnast
acrobat
wrestler
swimmer
coach
referee
officer
federal agent
racecar driver
mascot
//arts, food & culture
actor {female:actress}
voice actor {female:voice actress}
extra
animator
architect
artist
chef
museum curator
dancer
designer
fashion designer
librarian
musician
photographer
cook
bartender
writer
painter
interior designer
art dealer
model
editor
choregrapher
standup comedian
DJ
singer
songwriter
taxidermist
baker
jeweller
conductor
butcher
mime
//medical & animals
animal keeper
aquarist
ornithologist
dentist
physician
surgeon
cosmetic surgeon
brain surgeon
cardiologist
childcare worker
fitness trainer
nurse
marine biologist
therapist
psychologist
pharmacist
veterinarian
zoo keeper
radiologist
paramedic
lifeguard
optometrist
//science & computers
archeologist
anthropologist
chemist
computer designer
software developer
computer support specialist
database administrator
geologist
environmental scientist
mathematician
rocket scientist
astronaut
oceanographer
physicist
astronomer
botanist
statistician
surveyor
systems analyst
teacher
professor
web developer
game designer
beta-tester
geneticist
cryptozoologist
historian
forensic scientist
system admin

$female job
[job,as female]

$output
[job]
[female job]